August 2009
the internet
Roy: No, Jen, I’m sorry. The elders of the Internet would never stand for it.
Moss: No Roy, I spoke to the elders of the internet not one hour ago; I told them about Jen winning Employee of the Month and they were so impressed they wanted to do whatever they could to help
Jen: Wait a minute…the elders of the internet? The elders of the internet know who I am!
McGee: Tony I think it's time you get back on that horse.
Ziva: Are you getting a pony?
Tony: It's an adage.
Ziva: I'm not familiar with that breed.
Tony: Yeah, well they are quite rare. It's sort of a cross between a Pegasus and a unicorn.
ZD
There is a giant article about Zooey Deschanel in the sunday paper. I think I have died and gone to heaven. Today will be ZD spam day, we need to repay this great act of greatness!
P.S. Jocelyn and I are just having a mini-flail via text
P.P.S I just realised that (500) days comes out Sept 10 and Glee on Set 9. I think we know the greatest week of this year now :)
tuneage:
Hall and Oates - “You Make My Dreams”
...
the toons in itunes
jocelynseip:
directiontoperfection:
meyouandeveryoneweknow:
basics how many songs do you have in your library: 3952 how many days/hours of music do you have: 79.5 days what is the first song and artist: Here Comes the Sun: The Beatles what is the last song and artist: Stormy Weather: Zooey Deschanel what is your favorite band: She & Him how many songs do you have by them: 39 which band...
112 ways to say I love you
jpec:
English - I love you Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief Albanian - Te dua Arabic - Ana behibak (to male) Arabic - Ana behibek (to female) Armenian - Yes kez sirumen Bambara - M’bi fe Bangla - Aamee tuma ke bhalo aashi Belarusian - Ya tabe kahayu Bisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimo Bulgarian - Obicham te Cambodian - Soro lahn nhee ah Cantonese Chinese - Ngo oiy ney a Catalan - T’estimo Cheyenne - Ne...
Jim: You look cute today, Dwight. Dwight: Thanks, girl.
molly weasley destroyed the periodic table, because she only recognises the element of suprise
“When I think that something could happen to you, it feels bad inside, like I...”
– Anya: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
oh noes
i accidently made it so my tumblr is american
this upsets me greatly
this is officially the name of my first male child
jocelynseip:
sibylhanginginacage:
thomas sidney jerome sturridge
atticus is mine. or maxamillion. What pain I will inflict on my children
i understand your confliction: valentina already claimed octavius :( but i have evangeline and harriet for girls
this is officially the name of my first male child
thomas sidney jerome sturridge
“I have made a list of people who I would make out with before I would make out...”
– Kelly, The Office (via jocelynseip)
Ellen Taylor
jocelynseip:
Harry is not a Horcrux
In my fantasy world.
Accidental horcrux does not equal real horcrux.
End.
:D
I believe you are blinded by your ignorance. Wikipedia tells no lies
Zooey Deschanel in talks to play Brennan's (Emily... →
jocelynseip:
alexirose:
fuckyeahsexualtension:
amandah:
amandavanvels:
amandah:
I knew that they’d always wanted her to be on Bones but there’s legit talk of it now! AAAAAAAAH! Hart Hanson would make my year if he pulled it off and got her on the Christmas episode! Bones Christmas epis are always fantastical.
let me know when/if this happens! i want to see it!
Haha are you kidding? If...
A friendly reminder
Today I re-read the last like 5 chapters of The Deathly Hallows
Therefore I feel it is necessary to remind some that Harry Potter was clearly a horcrux and I was always right. I only say this because of the epic wikipedia battle which incurred my wrath and also because I like winning.
